I Play Swim Trunk

I Play Swim Trunk Can you write a little story,just 4 the fun of it, that includes 6 of these lines?? Idea taken from SEMPER FI =] 1. If Gordon Brown wasnt so fat I'd have asked him to do it 2. Why wa...


I Play Swim Trunk

I Play Swim Trunk
Can you write a little story,just 4 the fun of it, that includes 6 of these lines??

Idea taken from SEMPER FI =]

1. If Gordon Brown wasnt so fat I'd have asked him to do it
2. Why was the trunk so orange?
3. It didn't taste like the worm
4. Suddenly it wriggled out of the shoe!
5. I didn't understand how it was so big
6. He stepped out of the water and that was when i saw it
7. I could'nt believe he had made it
8. it grabbed me by the waist
9. All 4 of them started to do the Can Can
10. Nodoby saw her do it, but they could tell
11. it was the most gorgeous thing ever
12. I cried with laughter, then I realized it wasn't a joke
13. That was it. I was a
14. They were too flimsy
15. Elephants cannot swim but by golly can they play netball

Have fun =]
xxx

He stepped out of the water, and that was when I saw it. Why was the trunk so orange? Aren't they supposed to be grey? I couldn't understand why it was so big. It must have sucked up some water as he swam. Still, it was the most gorgeous thing ever. I couldn't believe he had made it, swimming across the lake like that.

Nobody saw her do it, but they could tell she liked it. His mate had dunked his trunk in orange paint! I cried with laughter, then I realized it wasn't a joke. The bull elephant went crazy when everyone laughed. It grabbed me by the waist, and that was it, I was a gonner. Everyone yelled, "Get her down!" But no one dared. They all said, "If Gordon Brown wasnt so fat I'd have asked him to do it," because he was the only one with enough courage, but he lacked the ability to get me down. The bull elephant suddenly started playing netball with me! He threw me at the other elephants, but they were too flimsy, so I fell and ran away. Then, the other elephants, all four of them, started doing the Can Can! Then Gordon Brown chuckled and yelled, "Elephants can't swim, but by golly they can play netball!"

Then..... I woke up.

The End

I think I used all but two phrases. What do you think?



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